geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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roserai-e:

when your trying to get over someone then they say something really sweet like can u not

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Naked damon scene’s finally back ;)

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Beauty of the Universe

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death-by-lulz:

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